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In retrospect, I should have stopped playing hours ago. I played BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition for nearly five hours, hoping itвЂ™d вЂњget betterвЂќ. I suspect this is the result of outsourced labor, perhaps background noise from other studios or equipment-related issues.

The novelty of вЂњI need a blowjobвЂќ wears off pretty quickly when youвЂ™re forced to ask this question again-and-again every ten-twenty minutes. I think there needs to be a wider library of dialogue to preserve the hilarity of gameplay. However, itвЂ™s inevitable youвЂ™ll hear repeat dialogue - after a few hours, it kind of loses its charm. вЂњYou wanna meet my penis with your mouth?вЂќ вЂњIвЂ™m here to smoke joints and eat pussy - and IвЂ™m all out of joints!вЂќ вЂњI think I need a manager here! Manager!вЂњ I donвЂ™t know if the voice of the player character changes by вЂњraceвЂќ, but I loved the wheezy acting of my character. For the most part, youвЂ™ll only hear footsteps and dialogue that is directed to you. After listening to a few tracks, I muted the music before starting a new game. The beat and lyrics set the mood for whatвЂ™s to come. It was вЂњniggerвЂќ this and вЂњniggerвЂќ that - but honestly, it was fitting for the game. I heard a combination of crass and obscene rap and reggae. The soundtrack is total trash - but thatвЂ™s just my opinion. When you end a sex-scene, a sad, painted-on cum-shot will play. By matching your speed and power with your partnersвЂ™ preferences, you can make them orgasm (granting an essential combat bonus). Animations are okay, but they lack meaningful interactivity theyвЂ™re just short loops with adjustable вЂњspeedвЂќ and вЂњpowerвЂќ. There are reasonably attractive models, but itвЂ™s best to consider them вЂњend-gameвЂќ content. I was grossed-out by the women I was forced to fuck during my вЂњmissionsвЂќ. Until you sink some hours into the game, youвЂ™ll have to suffer through crackhead hookers and morbidly obese pedestrians. The main protagonist is butt-ugly, sure to ruin any sense of eroticism (unless you too sport the вЂњcrackhead lookвЂќ).

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Sex is a big part of the game, but the models are a mixed bag (thatвЂ™s mostly full of dung).

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There are a variety of unlockable sexual animations - they cost a boatload of money, so try not to spend all your bucks on crack ( seriously!) IвЂ™m not sure if BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition is intended to be an erotic game.

Chances are, youвЂ™ll die if you try to fight back. Be on the look-out for вЂњthe ManвЂќ - if youвЂ™re caught putting your balls to work, youвЂ™ll be chased down by вЂњMan agentsвЂќ. For this reason, itвЂ™s really important to maintain big balls and вЂњtop offвЂќ with lots of sex! There are a variety of collectable drugs, all of them offering useful effects for example, liquor boosts your balls, and crack dramatically increases your run speed! Some drugs can be harvested (such as magic mushrooms) and others are held by designated characters ( like crack!) ItвЂ™s a good idea to maintain a strong selection of drugs - theyвЂ™re the difference between life and death. If you die during a mission, all progress is reset (including your identity). When defeated, male characters can be вЂњcopiedвЂќ (altering your stats and appearance). Blowjobs restore your hit-points, and sexually satisfying your partners (via intercourse) will restore your вЂњball materвЂќ (which provides a вЂњfight bonusвЂќ!) Your balls and damage output are affected by your current вЂњidentityвЂќ. Complete missions to increase your вЂњball sizeвЂќ to pick up ladies and defeat вЂњthe ManвЂќ! BoneTown, is вЂњall about your ballsвЂќ the bigger the balls, the slimmer the ladies! Until you complete missions (or drink tons of вЂњboozeвЂќ), вЂњyouвЂ™ll have to start off with fat girls,вЂќ and вЂњwork your way upвЂќ to вЂњhot chicksвЂќ.